(_|_) O=(",Q) punch my ass...=))...

2006-10-08T23:17:00.000+08:00

yo..
bak after not blogging for sooo loong...
alright...
nic jux made 1 phone call and me and jer was dragged to pray at the Tian Dao or sumthing??
and i sort of learnt CPR up there...haha...
ask jer if u dun believe...
and wen the theory part i on some music and listen..
i know i'm a bastard...haha...i love it..
and they gave me a booklet which nic burnt a part of it and i asked rebecca to keep for me..
haha...=Xx...
went slacking aftert dat..
and was screened by police..haah...cool...
and i sort of bastard the police by askin if the walkin talkie is his handphone...haha...
and i asked if he wants my autograph..haha...
the police siad dat i was a cheeky boy...dats kinda cool...haha
his sideburns are lyk a punk rock singer??haha..
dats all i gonna say...
bye...

2006-09-19T22:58:00.000+08:00

jux came back from riding...
went to tiong hin jux now 2 get my tire...
woo...animal ASM...
wait till my ruben tire really botak...den i change...
yea...my waist is still hurting becos of the frontflip i did that day...
fucking front wheel...get stuck once in awhile..
dats...fuck up...
and...nvm...i'm not gonna say anything of wad happen jux now during riding....
so don't bother askin me...=))...
and got new *ahem*
yea...dunno wads it??
ur problem...haha...
gonna sleep le...bye..

2006-09-17T13:00:00.000+08:00

i got a conclusion...
guards are jux fucked up dogs who are motherfuckers and will only kp riders...
agree??
many riders do...
frontflipped ytd cos i did a frontjack and dunno wad happen...
rolled on floor 2 times and i heard some1 say 'Oh My God!'
haha...cool...
now my right waist and both my kneecaps swollen??
haha...
nice...
sick...if got time go c doc 2morrow...
take mc...den no need go prelims...hahahahahaa...
cool...and stefinie is siao...everytime c me ask me for ciggs...
you think i bring to school everyday meh...
ki siao...
later still need go study at jer's house...
its gonna be fun...cos his little brother very fat+cute+short= lyk ball...
den he also lyk dao kia..
tok 2 him he will walk away...haha...
den go poke poke him very fun la...
he will give you the 'go away la' face...
haha...
gtg le..bye bye..

2006-08-31T19:39:00.000+08:00

hi guys...
i'm bak...
long time nv blog...
hmm...nothing much lately la...
only that Mr Lee from our school is getting more and more fucked up...
if u dunno who is Mr lee...
he is the one wif bunny's tooth and got so much freaking hair lyk a monkey...
in other words...he is a bunkey...=Xx..
2dae was teachers day celebrations...
very boring...
c the students dance dance sing sing...
and a gay took part...
he from 3/10...
the hardcore bapok...
after dat went to pri school...
and saw lots of pri school frens la...
then went to the eco garden to smoke wif jay...
haha...cool la...smoke in the school...
the girls getting more and more chio la hor...
and joseph is still as big size?? XDD...
Miss Poon [my primary school form teacher] said i am a hongster??
haha...getting more and more pro at it already...=DD....
chatted wif miss poon for more than 3 hrs la...
went home...
wanted to go out and ride but raining...
wtf sia...pukimak...
long time nv ride already..cos chiong D&T...
den hardly get any sleep...
fuk lor...
den sleep in class...=))...
gtg...bye...

2006-08-21T21:15:00.000+08:00

hmm...nothing much 2dae...
i was bored...so i came 2 blog..
a bee flew into our class and we had lots of fun...
took away 25mins of the math class...
den only studied for 10mins...
kool...
well...2dae got 'o' level oral...so hav 2 cancle the trip...
sorry la jie...
well...went to ride jux now...
alone again...dunno y but dis few days feelin abit down so don't really wanna go ride in group...
well...so guys...sorry if i pang sehed you all la...
really feel fuck up la recently...
jux now try manuals, barspins and 180s...
all fucked...
last finger kena blister...not even 5mins and i accidently broke it...
pain lyk fuck sia...
cos i dunno de blister is torn...
den i rubbed it and it tore became bigger...
of course i kena shock la...
den jumped..
haha...reaction kinda funny la...
heng i alone...=))..
hmm...prelims are near...and i'm not even studying...
haiz....nvm la...will study soon le la...
bye...

tired

2006-08-20T13:24:00.000+08:00

YEA!! at last got new bars!!
Mosca bars...at last sia...get new bars...
and now my front is light lyk fuck but rear is heavy lyk fuck...haha...
and my weekend sleep is burnt...
ytd woke up and 10 for tuition and i slept at around 1.30 the previous night??
and 2 dae i was woken up by a msg from rebecca at 2.39 am...
but i didn't care bout it and continue sleeping...
but woke up at 3+ due to the vibrations from my phone...
didn't care bout it and sleep again...
fuck! woke up at 4+ again due 2 de vibrations...
anyhow press one button at the side of my phone and the vibrations at last stopped...
woke up at 5+ dunno for wad...wtf sia...
den went to read the msg...
and it was..'Hah, i miss you baby (:'
WTF?! this msg woke me up 3 times??
and woke up at 9am 2 go out wif family...sian lor...
and joelyn jioed me go escape??
but cannot la...2bad...haha..
later maybe going 2 ride 4 awhile...c first la..

123

2006-08-17T18:27:00.000+08:00

ytd was fucked...
had an in school suspension..which dey called it 'in house suspension'..
cos me and kenrick wrote crap on the CME worksheet...
kinda fun...but kena caught...haha...XDD..
and Seetoh asked us 2 find out de meanings of all the words we wrote...haha...
funny sia..especially he want us to find the word 'D*L*O'
wanna know de word?? ask me..
2dae was also fucked...
cos our punishment is 2 do CWO until the end of term...so no recess for us...aww..
and i was caught by Seetoh again...=((...during mother tongue...
we played cards in class and Seetoh came in..Fuck him..
and spencer's phone was confiscated...aww...sad case...
but we were let off wif a warning...but spencer need write letter...
dunno y also...
after school went for BMS and after dat went D&T..
fucking boring la...
den she came and apologised 2 me??
and asked for a lollipop...
haha...and Lilian face was so fierce sia...
tigeress sia...try disturbing her la...
i dare u..haha...=XxXx..
sprayed my fork white...
dunno if it'll be nice...but jux spray la..
bye bye..

condom party

2006-08-14T21:37:00.000+08:00

well..
2dae in school super fun...
cos we had condom party?? XDDD...
and 2 teachers din come...so we had 5 periods of free period...[including mother tongue]..
cos in mother tongue we can listen MP3, play handphone, walk out of class wif no permission,
walk around de class and shout at the teacher...
the best thing is...she is the HOD of Mother Tongue...haha..XDD..
after recess was English...and Mrs Azziz nv come...
so we had a relieve teacher..
and i took out my b'day prezzie..
which was kept in my wallet for a long time...
given 2 me by leon, jeremy, zhen yao, han wei and chun hao...
its a durex condom...
haha...
i was playing the packaging and i sort of accidently opened it?? WTF sia..
den i gave it 2 kenrick..
and he blew it up...XDD...
and we played lor..
dis is how it looks lyk blown up..
and we had lots of fun wif it man...haha....
the teacher looked at the condom ballon and ain't got nothin 2 say man..

followed leon 2 cut hair and sell my milkbar after school...
boring la...and at last i bought my new school shoes..
woo..at last sia...
my old shoe is torn lyk shit and got joelyn's 'great drawings' on it..
getting my bars dis saturday...
aww...now i got no bars..XDD...
who can lend me 1 bar??
haro slim bar or 7.75 bar also can...
i borrow until dis sat...
so any kind souls out dere?? =))..
gtg..bye...

gaybikes

2006-08-13T18:56:00.000+08:00

yo...i designed a logo for Team GayBikes...yea...
yepx...i know its gay...cos its SUPPOSE 2 be gay...haha...
cos gay is HAPPY...and do give some comments bout de logo...
wether if it look shitty or looks good...anything..
rawed my fork 2dae...
used paint remover...
and it stings lyk fuck wen kena skin sia..
hmm...and joelyn forced me 2 be her didi...wa liu eh...=Xx..
she so small wanna be my jiejie..hahahaha...XDDD...
and de guy who wanted 2 buuy my bar say his dad not at home??
so cannot go out??
wtf sia..waste my bus fare...
nvm la...he coming pasir ris 2morrow...
buy my bar...
at least i get 2 spend 1 more day wif my cute little milk bar...haha...
hope can get my Hoffman Fat Free bar by 2morrow sia...
or i got no bar 2 ride!!
hmm...fat free...but i am free fat!!
cos got alot...can give out free...XDDD...
gtg...bye..

fuck

2006-08-12T16:42:00.000+08:00

ytd went riding...
last ride b4 my milk bar is sold...
awww....though i really want 2 sell it but got fewling...haha...XDDD...
ian brought some longans??
and got a netted bag...
he put around his head and became terrorist...haha...funny sia...
v boring ride ytd la...only until at night...
woo...joelyn ask me call her la...so we chatted..
den we rode 2 SP...
and guess wad??
me, joshua, jeremy and leon saw a couple kissing...
woo...they kiss until lyk wad sia...tell joelyn den she laughed lyk siao??
ki siao sia her...hahahaha...=Xxx...
i purposely ride pass them...
and they still kay siao no ppl den continue kissing...o.O...
went home after dat...cos my pants tore...aww man...so sad...
jux finish spraying the badly rusted bar for ian...
sanded from 1 sia...den fin sanding still spray for him...
now look not bad la...
at least better den jux now b4 sanding and spraying...
sian...whole day nv go out...
bored lyk fuck...
bye..

=))

2006-08-10T16:24:00.000+08:00

hoho...
jux finished cleaning, and tighten the chain and pedels...
woo...chain is now super tight...XDDD....
pedels too..
heh heh...well...sum girl out dere asked me go ride 2dae but she got no bike..XDD...
wanna know who?? ask me....
and she told me she put tatoo??
i dun believe...unless she show me...;))...
sian...2morrow still need go skool...
den take 'O's mother tongue result..
confrim need retake de lor...
cos wen i do all the answer almost the same...
hahahaha...
if i can get C5 i already must tou xiao sia...
whole day nv go out stay at home si bei sian lor...
also nothing 2 do....dun wanna do D&T folio...
cos no mood..haha...
go downstairs ride awhile ba...bye...

tired...

2006-08-09T16:08:00.000+08:00

!!jux woke up...tired sia...
ytd ton at han wei house...den tune brakes everything...
wen sleeping dat time fun..
cos zen yao was punched by leon on the head lots of time...but he got pillow cover his head la...
so equals not pain...haha...
i pulled down leon's jeans and showed his ass crack...
wooooo....zen yao, wen bing and me all laugh lyk siao....hahahahaha....
wen bing and me both woke up at 3.30....cos the room is super cold man....=S...
we both used jeans 2 be our blanket...=Xx...
woke up at 6...
the guard tried 2 kill me wif the barrier...
and leon shouted 'GOOD MORNING..........BITCH!!'
at the guard...i shouted 'FUCK THE GUARD!!'
he also bo bian...we all on bike...=D...
went to tamp eat breakfast...
then went home...cos i cannot follow them go town...
missed the town ride...AGAIN!!! ='(....
reached home..sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep....
now jax woke up la...
maybe go change sum stickers on my bike...
bye...

at last u gave up on me...
hav been waithing for so long for u 2 give up..
let our life continue...
our seperate ways...
i tried smoking so dat u could really give up...
and u did...=))...
fuck of...
i don't give a flying fuck on wad u say...
i stink or wadever...
FUCK OFF!!!
get it....hope u do..
bye...and good luck...

fuck

2006-08-08T11:07:00.000+08:00

YTD got CORAL SUPERSTAR!!!
and all sang lyk...dunno wad 2 say...
cos it ain't good?? =XxX
den i dunno y but rebecca spray me water for nothing...
so i sprayed bak...using mineral water...
she said wanna bring it 2 outside school...
so its kinda fun...
stefenie told me sumthing...JOELYN RAN 2 FAST AND LONG PIA...HAHAHA...
leon also went...
we both take around 4-6 bottles of water each...
and btw...AGNES is a stealer...she tried 2 steal my water!! XDDD...
rebecca ran so slow dat she can't catch me...and i poured 2 full bottles on her...
so equals she is totally transparent la...=XxXxX...
den she say i make spoil her shirt cos got 1 hole...at the n***le there..haahaha...
kinda funny though...
REBECCA IS A BIAN TAI...
she pull up leon uniform and see his pi gu...
and she say its kinda big?? =/..
after dat meen kim yao na djer and we went PRP...
slack slack den...
i try feeble the 3 steps and i backflipped??
fuck....pain sia...=((...
but after awhile ok...=))...
2day got NDP shit in school...
boring as usual...
and Miss YONG nearly made me wack her...
tok 2 her den she walk here walk dere...
den give me a fuck up face...
sia la...chers r getting more fuck up day by day...
later still going ride...
and hope my mama allow me ton at han wei house...
bye...;)..

SUPER RING DAY!!

2006-08-06T13:32:00.000+08:00

Ivan, Jeremy, Zhen Yao, Han Wei And Leon hereby declare on 5th august will be Super Ring Day...We will celebrate it by eating 4 packets of super ring each...XDDD....

smoke

2006-08-06T12:55:00.000+08:00

hohoho...dat day first time smoke??
went out wif sum frenz and ying yu sort of ask me smoke??
den i juz took it...
its kinda nice...XD...
and took 3 puffs nia la...
and then went home and ying yu sort of ask me pei him go home wif janice?
i follow la...kapo ma....
they nv even tok in bus...all diam diam...silent mode..
went riding after dat...
well...no progress...still no shit is comin out of me and my bike...=((...
got headache after awhile..and dat make me pissed??
went to central wif han wei, leon and jer...
went dere slack slack...and leon's tyre bocho...
i saw hazel wif maid and a guy??
said hi 2 her and she gave me a 'buzz off u jerk face'...WTF sia...
went home...sleep...
ytd went to bedok half-pipe...
also do nothing....slack slack...
then went to tamp...
and I DID FEEBLE!!!
i used joshua's bike and did it...yea...
but still haven pulled off...=((....
and joshua was wacked by me using the tree branch??
hahahaa.....but he also wack me bak....ouch....X(...
went 7-eleven and got i guy who look lyk edwin tok 2 us??
ask us bout BMX parts....
gave him TH's name card...
and he kept thanking us...haha...
see...we're kind ppl....
hmm...later going cityhall...sell away my gold finger...at last....
i think i go out le la...bye...

boring day??

2006-08-03T18:40:00.000+08:00

2dae was a fuckin boring day...
nothing 2 do whole day..
sleep den keep kena woken up by KP chers...
aiya...whole day is boring??
den after skool got a superstar thingy...
dats was fun..
except that rebecca and joelyn and stefenie and agnes and friends....
the shouted to zyn and friends say i will always support them??
wad crap...haha...
and btw...JOELYN TAN YI YING FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!!
ytd...haha..
i laughed my ass off...and now i got no ass...haha...i'm finding 4 it...
and i told every 1 dat walk pass me dat she fell down...
and dat really made her crazy...haha...XDDDD...
stefenie was also laughing lyk mad...hahahahahahahah...=))..
and JiaQi cried??
i thougt it was me make her cry but it not me...=))...
its her phone lost??
aiya...crapzzzzzzz....
and i was given a new name??
Guai Baby...
wad kind of crap name sia...
and btw...its from rebecca...
give me such shitty name...hahaha....XDDD..

saboed...._|_...

2006-08-01T21:53:00.000+08:00

oooo....guess wad...i made junice cry...
haha...
let me tell u whole story ba...
after skool during CCA den i go play play la...
den saw...rebecca aka ch******...haha...
the of course must disturb her la...
she got a 'pls disturb me' face wad...=Xx
den start chasing me and all those crap...
played wif ying yu for awhile...
dunno y suddenly junice and agnes aka grass eater also come chase me...
i still dunno y but they all 3 stop suddenly...ROFL...
me and ying yu go canteen slack slack la...
here comes joelyn...ask me but the chocolate for her?
and cos being a kind boy so i buy for her la...
den i take 2 bux out from my wallet den the stupid uncle say...
'Yao zi ge??' [translation= wan how many?]
joelyn say 'Wu ge! Wu ge!' [translation= 5! 5!]
uncle of course give her 5 la...sway...scam me off my $2...=((...
me and ying yu once again went to play play...
after dat came bac canteen for a drink...
rebecca and agnes became so lame dat they start shooting ice at me and ying yu...
ying yu shoot at junie and she came and tried 2 wack me...
she hold my 2 fingers also dunno for wad and i pull out la...
den kena her face!!
became red red sia...lyk tomato...hahahaha...XDDDD...
she chase me lyk fuk...
here and there and here and there...
go 2 D&T room...i said sorry but she say must kneel down...WTF?!
and she threaten say if i don't kneel down she will cry...XDDD...
den i ran away la of course....
but go until canteen joelyn came again...=((...
grab me and the grass eater came wacking me...[i'll take revenge 1 day..>=)]
i struggled and ran away again??
and junie held ying yu hostage...hahahaha...

junie: 'if u don't kneel down i don't let go of him...'
ying yu:'kneel down la...my shirt tearing...'
me:'diam la...i won't kneel down de...'
ying yu:'pls la ivan...my shirt tearing...'
me:'dun wan lei'
rebecca:'ivan kneel down la...'

junie let go of ying yu and we both ran up 2 control room la....
also not i in the wrong sia...is ying yu shoot the stupid ice and then i kena blame...WTF?!
take bag then went to apologise 2 junie...
but dunno y my highly intelligence brain suddenly failed me...

me:'sorry la JANICE...'
junice:'call name also call wrong...'

WTF lor...
went to find cheryl and tok tok crap crap abit...
den i suddenly got sum1's number...hahahahaha...
de person who look lyk lincoln but is a ger!!
den ying yu suddenly very excited..haha...
saw Park and janice,rebecca and grass eater at the stairs lookin at me...
i called Park 2 force me kneel down and he really did...
after dat i jux shout sorry..
but junice say must look at her but i dun wan...
Park pulled my sideburns and force me kneel down!! WTF?!
pain lyk ur mom's pussy kenna cut sia...XDDDD...
den say sorry den can le lor...
junice laughed at me after dat...__...
come bak home got war wif family...
aiya...dun tok bout dat...
bye...go chiong D&T...
not enuff time ler...

tio owned...

2006-08-01T14:29:00.000+08:00

fuk....mr ng nv cum skool...
asked me bring folio...den i dis guai kai of course bring la...=x...
but he nv come...fuk...
make me carry dat big piece of shit for so long...
den due 2 my highly intelligence, i put it inside control room...=))...
and KS asked me 2 bluff leon and johonathan say we nv take de keys...XDDD...
sucka....but i felt kinda...fuck up for doing dat...
first period was math so i thought i will have a loooong
undisturbed sleep....BUT NO!! mdm riah keep knocking on my table askin me 2 wake up...
and mr QUEK keep saying 'Ivan...at dis rate u'r going...
even wif einstein's intelligence...you can'tpass ur 'O' levels...' XDDD...
den again...due 2 my highly intelligence...
i took fitri's paper amd copied all de answer...
and i showed mr QUEK..and he was kinda impressed??? =PpP...
bo bian la...must por him ma...den he will think i hardworking den next time
mdm riah will not come disturb my great sleeping time...
after dat is PE...play takraw...fuckin borin...
den went 4 english...
passed up my HW...
wow...mrs azziz quite impress...haha...the fewling of not being scolded is GREAT...XDD...
den CME...boring...
watch 'The Tarminal'...crap...__...
den came CHEMISTRY!
fun la...do practical...den xiong sit beside me...
den the book say need shake the solution vigarously...
den i shake den de cork came flying out of the test tube...XDDD...
lyk champange...haha....
den spray a lil at jing shen...haha...
after dat i redo....den dis time it came flying out again...hahahahahaha...
den spray at xiong..hahahaha....sorry ar...
my book also kena..=((...
gtg...bye...

first day

2006-07-31T20:44:00.000+08:00

hmm...2dae jux create my blog...its for u all 2 SPAM SPAM SPAM...